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SHO MINAMIMOTO'S GOOD TWIN / roughly 25 / SoCal / what is gender? baby don't hurt me

Some thoughts on Harry Potter as a dystopia.


Interesting, why do you consider harry potter is a dystopia?

I find it impossible to think of Harry Potter as anything BUT a dystopia. Even Hogwarts itself is a dystopia.

Children are segregated based on a personality test at age 11, and then left to fulfill roles that were set out a thousand years ago, leading to cultural divides that continue for the rest of their lives. The Hogwarts house system is one of the main foundations of the pureblood/muggleborn conflict. And I haven’t even gotten into how Hogwarts is run, how useful it is as a tool for preparing people for adult life, and how dangerous it is to live there.

As for Wizarding Britain at large:

  • There’s no evidence that the Ministry of Magic is organized by anything other than cronyism.
  • The Minister for Magic is not a democratically elected leader.
  • Voldemort easily finds a foothold in mainstream society (even within living memory of his last reign of terror!) and his supporters easily infiltrate the government and implement all sorts of nightmarish and bigoted policies.
  • Azkaban,
  • We rarely see people working to innovate any aspect of wizarding society, with the exception of eccentrics like the Weasley Twins or Luna Lovegood.
  • Wizarding society is so isolated that purebloods find it strange if a witch or wizard takes much interest in muggle culture, even if they are muggleborn.
  • Umbridge is allowed to torture children and spread propaganda at the only major educational institution in the country.
  • There’s a huge amount of discrimination relating to non-human races, particularly House Elf slavery.

I could go on at some length on this topic, but instead I’ll finish with my pet theory: that Wizarding Britain is so fucked up that the rest of the wizarding world has just given up on it.

We know from the Quidditch World Cup and the Triwizard Tournament that there are plenty of magical cultures all over the world, but Britain receives NO kind of international help when Voldemort is on the rise or when the Ministry of Magic is in turmoil.

Obviously the “real” explanation is that the Voldemort/Harry/Hogwarts narrative must to be isolated for Harry’s story to be told… but I still quite like the explanation that Wizarding Britain has been abandoned by the rest of the world. Their society has become so warped, so backward and so beholden to irrational beliefs and traditions that other international wizarding powers have decided the situation is unsalvageable.

There’s no point in stepping in to get rid of Voldemort unless he becomes a threat overseas, because another Dark Lord will probably rise up in a few years anyway. And Wizarding Britain seems functionally incapable of defending itself from this threat without the help of Harry and his team of teen sidekicks — who by the end of the series are all suffering from PTSD because they have spent their formative years fighting in a dystopian war.

(P.S. Even if my pet theory ISN’T true, then the international wizarding community must still have SOME reason not to step in and help Britain fight back against Voldemort. Which, in itself, makes the world of Harry Potter seem even more dystopian than before.)


I think TWC is throttling my service. I’ve had to harass them two days in a row to get my upload speed to actually act like what I’m paying for (1mb/s).

Plus they must think I’m stupid. I know how to reboot my router. And rebooting your computer isn’t the kind of solution you ought to be taking when your upload speed is reduced to 100kb/s. My computer isn’t the issue. It’s your crap service.

Christ, it’s like I’m living the late 90s all over again. My upload speed was better in freshman year.

Sincerely thinking about looking into what else might be available in my area (LA) if this persists. I don’t want crap service impacting my work output. And I don’t want to keep paying TWC for shoddy internet either.

also their “HOW TO BETTER INTERNET!” page is laughable as fuck

The speed of the processor, hard drive, network card, graphics accelerator, even the amount of RAM, all impact the speed your computer can process Internet data.


• Upgrading your RAM is one of the easiest, least expensive ways to boost speed.
• In general, older computers will limit the speed you receive with your Time Waner Cable modem connection.

YEAH SURE LEMME JUST SHOVE MORE RAM STIKS IN MY COMPUTER! I’m sure all 32 gb of ram is definitely slowing down my internet

Time Warner’s service is shit throughout SoCal, so I can only assume that their backbone pipe is shit too. It would be the simplest explanation for why they cannot deliver the Interwebs at the speed promised, no matter where I live.

[on diversity in media] I think its social responsibility. I think it’s our responsibility to stand up and say what we want. It think if you look at television in the past two years, it’s becoming the decade of the female. Like, all these new shows with female leads. Even if you look at television, as well as cable, as well as films, there’s been a resurgence, as far as the leading woman in Hollywood, which is great. And I think we’re also at the point now…you know, it’s interesting…x

myskullbegintofall asked: I still regret watching the covenant to this day I cant believe that exists (pretty people to look at, though).


Excuse you how can anyone regret watching The Covenant, THE MOST SUPERIOR MOVIE OF ALL TIME

look, I’ve seen The Covenant, and I’ve never seen a movie so well and truly earn its rating. I feel like they worked so hard to achieve what they have:

a movie that is the Platonic ideal of “an 8% on Rotten Tomatoes”